If they're worth knowing, they will. All the best people try to make an impression. There's a fine line between staying on the downlow, and making sure every person you meet never forgets the feelings you inspired in them.

[Or so says Molly, the royal vizier of the Questionable First Impression, who is starting to sound a little bit drunk. He stares at the bottom of his empty glass.] I think this liquor is starting to turn me into a sage. This is why it's dangerous to go beyond comfortably buzzed.