Oh, I'm gonna be as weird about it as I deem necessary.

[And slowly Molly's glee vanishes as all the fun and joy gets sucked out of the room. Were this Fjord, perhaps he'd get a kick out of it. Fjord's a borderline virginal dumbass and it's funny to watch him squirm. He's got some shit, but he's arguably one of the more put together of their group by Molly's estimate. At best, he'd just be embarrassed.

But Caleb? That sounds like a nightmare. It sounds like a heart attack. Hell, it sounds mean, even if he knows this is coming from a place of caring.] I realize you can be very blind to Caleb's... let's say less appealing qualities... But I don't think it takes a brilliant mind to suss out that man doesn't even love himself. He needs a lot of work emotionally before he dips his toe into casual flings.