They're always fun. They're just sometimes fun for a few copper. I have to eat somehow, you know?
[He gives her a little wink and then starts shuffling.] You just sit there and look adorable, all right? All the work is on me and the divine inspiration guiding the cards.
[He is so full of shit, but he's having fun. He pulls three cards and pulls out the first one- The Eight of Pentacles.] Now this is a good start. This card shows that you've been working very hard towards a goal, and you've learned a lot in doing that.
[He turns over the next card- the Knight of Cups (reversed).] You're in touch with your intuition and emotions and you're an idealistic sort, but be careful- your idealism could blind you. Follow your dreams, don't let them become obsessions, and be cautious of propositions.
[He turns over the final card. The Knight of Wands (reversed)] Eventually, you're going to reach a point where your enthusiasm and determination can carry you through anything. Something grand and exciting is on the way. Just be careful not to burn yourself out in all that excitement.
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[He gives her a little wink and then starts shuffling.] You just sit there and look adorable, all right? All the work is on me and the divine inspiration guiding the cards.
[He is so full of shit, but he's having fun. He pulls three cards and pulls out the first one- The Eight of Pentacles.] Now this is a good start. This card shows that you've been working very hard towards a goal, and you've learned a lot in doing that.
[He turns over the next card- the Knight of Cups (reversed).] You're in touch with your intuition and emotions and you're an idealistic sort, but be careful- your idealism could blind you. Follow your dreams, don't let them become obsessions, and be cautious of propositions.
[He turns over the final card. The Knight of Wands (reversed)] Eventually, you're going to reach a point where your enthusiasm and determination can carry you through anything. Something grand and exciting is on the way. Just be careful not to burn yourself out in all that excitement.